Do Hula girls need resumes?

I've always had a fascination with the Hula girl. She is everything I am not. She represents the exotic and carefree. She can be innocent yet alluring. She rolls out of her grass hut looking perfect without makeup and never needs a flat iron. The sand is her exfoliator, the coconut her moisturizer, and the island flowers her perfume. She never seems rushed or worried. She must be happy with her life, since we always see her dancing. She smiles and tells stories with her hands. She doesn't need a cell phone or IPod. She is not a slave to fashion and probably has men chasing her 24/7 willing to do her bidding! The only conflict of the Hula girl job is the possibility of being cast into a volcano to appease the Gods. Otherwise, it seems like a sweet gig.